*The Following Blog Post
is a Public Service Announcement from Wild Turkeys of America. Wild Turkeys of America is a fictional organization dedicated to
the cause of protecting the glorious Wild Turkey (Meleagris gallopavo) from
becoming the centerpiece of Thanksgiving meals across North America. Any
resemblance that Wild Turkeys of America bears
toward any real organization is strictly coincidental.*
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Wild
Turkeys - notice the complete lack of gravy and cranberries!
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Wild Turkeys of America would like to remind you that although turkeys were
definitely eaten by the settlers at Plymouth Colony, there is no evidence that
points to them being consumed at the famous "First Thanksgiving".
Instead, the
aforementioned Wild Turkeys,
would like to suggest the following more historically correct menu options for
your Thanksgiving feast.
Venison!
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| What's on the menu?!?! |
Goose!
I
always considered myself more of a Christmas bird...
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Swan!
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Sorry,
we'll be traveling this holiday!
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Duck!
This message has been
brought to you by Wild Turkeys of America. Please enjoy a historically correct,
turkey-free Thanksgiving. To all of our Turkey brethren, keep your heads
down.
We now return you to
your regularly scheduled blog.
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