Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Thanksgiving Options

*The Following Blog Post is a Public Service Announcement from Wild Turkeys of AmericaWild Turkeys of America is a fictional organization dedicated to the cause of protecting the glorious Wild Turkey (Meleagris gallopavo) from becoming the centerpiece of Thanksgiving meals across North America.  Any resemblance that Wild Turkeys of America bears toward any real organization is strictly coincidental.*

Turkey , minus the stuffing and cranberries

Wild Turkeys of America would like to remind you that although turkeys were definitely eaten by the settlers at Plymouth Colony, there is no evidence that points to them being consumed at the famous "First Thanksgiving".

Instead, the aforementioned Wild Turkeys, would like to suggest the following more historically correct menu options for your Thanksgiving feast.


Who's having what for Thanksgiving?


Thanksgiving?  Not interested!


I don't think so!


We are so out of here!
This message has been brought to you by Wild Turkeys of America.  Please enjoy a historically correct, turkey-free Thanksgiving.  We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.

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